I am Kerfuffle

I demand you do the following:

• Follow me on Twitter.
• Get the exclusive Kerfuffle Card*:
  
• Fear me.

Enjoy my awesome badger looks.

• Close-up.
• Valentines card I gave my girlfriend before I bit her.
• Large and in charge.
• My famous poster. P.S. I'm still pissed.
• Artist's rendering.
• I was framed by a cactus.

F.A.Q.

• Mister Badger, why is your site so plain?
  I'm a freaking badger. What else do you want?
• What's a Kerfuffle?
  Me.
• Where do you live?
  Edmond, Oklahoma in the ceiling of the iThemes office.
• One more question...
  Don't talk to me. I'm on my popcorn break.